• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

Giving FLASH a new meaning.

Suicide King

Suicide King

New member
True story.


When I left the Pier Corvette show this past weekend I had an accident.
I rode my cycle to the pier and when I was there I purchased two items from Joe “FLASH” spray wax. Because I had my cycle and no way to carry the items I had to tuck in my shit and stick the bagged items inside my shirt and ride.
I got about half way down the pier when I noticed that my lap was getting cold. As soon as I could pull over the entire bottle of wax went down my pants. I had to ride all the way home with a wax crotch, however, I do have to say no one has a shinier a$$ then me now.
When I got home I was FLASHING from the waist down. :dancer01:

To be honest it was really funny and I couldn’t stop laughing so I took a pic of the mess but trust me, you really don’t want to see it. :nonod:

Joe offered to ship the items to me but I didn’t want to inconvenience anybody so I decided to do it the hard/wet way.
WAX ON WAX OFF.

That FLASH stuff is AWESOME and it looks good on your car too.

WHEN YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
DON'T FORGET YOUR FLASH.
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I can change your member name any time you want to. "Flash Ass" does have a nice ring to it....... :lmao: I guess legally you are now a bonafide FLASHER....... :hehehe:
 
Rich Z said:
I can change your member name any time you want to. "Flash Ass" does have a nice ring to it....... :lmao: I guess legally you are now a bonafide FLASHER....... :hehehe:
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I want my pic on the back of every bottle that Joe sells from now on. :dancer01:

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Rich Z said:
I can change your member name any time you want to. "Flash Ass" does have a nice ring to it....... :lmao: I guess legally you are now a bonafide FLASHER....... :hehehe:
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I'd have to say he's now more of a waxer:lmao:

So, what did that special someone think?

Does Joe have a new adult product line now?
 
it's too bad this couldn't have been on America's Funniest Home Videos. I was cracking up. Thanks for sharing your humerous day. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Shadow said:
I'd have to say he's now more of a waxer:lmao:

So, what did that special someone think?

Does Joe have a new adult product line now?
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It's great!! Everywhere I go the ladies are cheking me out now. :hehehe:
Every guy should try it. :crazy03: :eek: :crazy03:

Joe’s new adult product line is now called “Flash Dis" . :rofl1: :lmao: :rofl1:
 
Suicide King said:
It's great!! Everywhere I go the ladies are cheking me out now. :hehehe:
Every guy should try it. :crazy03: :eek: :crazy03:

Joe’s new adult product line is now called “Flash Dis" . :rofl1: :lmao: :rofl1:
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Hi Tom,

I told you I would ship it at no charge. I knew that something was going to happen. Our new line is Flash XXX. lol. Just kidding. I will tell you that we do manufacture shower gels, foaming hand soaps, Body creams and potpourri candle fragrance oils. My wife Kellie handles that department. I do Automotive chemicals and she does Girlie body care.Tom, Which product did you lose? The Grape Gloss? For that funny story I will send you out a free gallon. Besides, you are also a fellow Suncoast Corvette Member.:thumbsup:


I can ship it or you can come by the store and pick it up. Send me an email with your info, flash1wax@aol.com. Take care.


Joe - Flash
 
Flash man said:
...I.Tom, Which product did you lose? The Grape Gloss? For that funny story I will send you out a free gallon. Besides, you are also a fellow Suncoast Corvette Member.:thumbsup:

Now thats' customer service!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I can ship it or you can come by the store and pick it up. Send me an email with your info, flash1wax@aol.com. Take care.
Joe - Flash
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This time, take the car!!!!:lmao:
 
Flash man said:
Hi Tom,

I told you I would ship it at no charge. I knew that something was going to happen. Our new line is Flash XXX. lol. Just kidding. I will tell you that we do manufacture shower gels, foaming hand soaps, Body creams and potpourri candle fragrance oils. My wife Kellie handles that department. I do Automotive chemicals and she does Girlie body care.Tom, Which product did you lose? The Grape Gloss? For that funny story I will send you out a free gallon. Besides, you are also a fellow Suncoast Corvette Member.:thumbsup:


I can ship it or you can come by the store and pick it up. Send me an email with your info, flash1wax@aol.com. Take care.


Joe - Flash
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Joe, you’re a real stand up guy and thanks for the offer. :thumbsup:
I should have listened to you when you said you’d ship it to me but I had to be stubborn and do it the hard way. :ack2:

I as well as everyone that has used your products love them and now that I’ve found another use for them I’ll be purchasing a bunch more.

Thanks again Joe, U DA MAN. :dancer01:
 
Yellow said:
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You look much better in person then your Avatar picture.:hehehe:

Glad you could get a kick out of my embarrassing but funny story. ;)

Joe’s so cool he’s going to send me some more free of charge.
If you haven’t used it, try it, that stuff really works awesome. :dancer01:
 
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