For the ""HallMark"" folk
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Craig you could have authored these thoughts. Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers have a bad day?
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
I bear your pain with you
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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Thank you for making the Bible real to me.
Until meeting you, I never understood Hell .
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As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
It's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
Let's say we stop?
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I 'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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The relatives and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
We're having you put to sleep.
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So it spoiled your day,
that your daughter's a hooker
but at least she is working
(and it's good pay)
No virus found in this
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Craig you could have authored these thoughts. Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers have a bad day?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
I bear your pain with you
She moved in with me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Thank you for making the Bible real to me.
Until meeting you, I never understood Hell .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
It's time you kept your promise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
We have been friends for a very long time ..
Let's say we stop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
I 'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
The relatives and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
We're having you put to sleep.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
So it spoiled your day,
that your daughter's a hooker
but at least she is working
(and it's good pay)
No virus found in this
__________________
Craig
By the standards of most
More...