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How to clean the toilet.

85vette

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This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one quick, smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid real fast..
(You may need to stand on the lid)
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely

The Dog


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I am not ready for a swim yet, much less in the toilet

:banghead:Dont put me in that cramped space in the toilet!! The ocean is much grander and wider!!!!! Plus, I hate the smell of that shampoo!!!!!
 
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Dayum, I love it. What a unique way to accomplish two important things in one felled swoop. I am truly impressed with this (obvious) MIT approach to a logical project.. I sincerely applaud this far reaching approach!:lmao::lmao:
 
Joke of the Day!!

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
 
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

:rofl1::rofl1:OMG:rofl1::rofl1:
 
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.


As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics.


As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"


The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"


McCain replied, "Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."


Copied and forwarded via e-mail.... :lmao:
 
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