85vette
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An old man is sitting alone on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by, sees him, and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have more money than I could ever spend, a huge mansion and estate, and a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day!"
The young man says, "Well then, why are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "Because I can't remember where I live!"
The young man says, "Well then, why are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "Because I can't remember where I live!"