Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

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That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa

 

[Shadow]

:rofl1: :rofl1:

No fa king wei.....

 

[Kap142]

It's Fa King Funny:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ynkedad]

I love it!:rofl1: :rofl1: :thumbsup:

 

[2Vettes]

Fa Ki Nai :thumbsup:

 

[Mark Dalton]

Here's one I'm familiar with:

The rent is due
Gi Mi Ma Ni

Wow, it really does work!:dancer01:

 

[Ms. AntiVenom]

:rofl1: o my

 

[vettejack]

The only things missing are wings!

FAA required decal for all experimental aircraft. Happens to be in red!:thumbsup:

Figured no place else more appropiate than attached to the drivers' window on my '06!:dancer01:

"Wrap your ass in glass (and speed :reddevil: )"