• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

No speaka da english

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NVR LAT

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The bus stops and two men get on, sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following...

"Emma come first,

Den I come,

Den two asses come together,

Den I come once-a-more,

Two asses, they come together again,

I come again and pee twice,

Then I come again one lasta time."


The lady can't take this anymore...

"You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig"
she retorted indignantly

"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives."


"Hey coola down lady" said the man...

"Who's talkin abouta sex, I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
Mississippi"

($5.00 says your gonna read this again)
 
Damn... I won this bet. I figured it out when it got to the first two "asses"....

Been reading this kind of stuff on the internet for too long, I guess. :rolleyes:
 
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