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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt I should.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
 
Here the difference between the GOP and a Dem...

Scenerio 1: The Republican...

You're at a bar minding your own business, having a drink...when all of a sudden someone taps u on the shoulder and u turn around...at that very moment getting knocked to the floor with a sucker punch for absolutely no reason what so ever. You get up and proceed to knock the snot out of this person who did this to u.

Scenerio 2: The Democrat:

You're at a bar minding your own business, having a drink...when all of a sudden someone taps u on the shoulder and u turn around...at that very moment getting knocked to the floor with a sucker punch for absolutely no reason what so ever. You get up and proceed to knock the snot out of this person who did this to u but another person steps in front of you trying to prevent u from retaliating by saying..."DON'T fight back, you'll piss him off"!

'Nuff said! :hehehe:
 
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