Suicide King
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The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands,
you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldooosss ?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies:
"Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff ?"
:rofl1::hehehe::rofl1:
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you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldooosss ?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,replies:
"Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww
tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff ?"
:rofl1::hehehe::rofl1:
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