Peta Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

[Ms. AntiVenom]

PSI Brad had this up this morning and I loved it so much I dont know why he didnt put it up here


http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

 

[PSIBrad]

That is toooo funny!!!!!!! :lmao:

 

[Ms. AntiVenom]

This one is the best

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

 

[Z06 Rocket]

This one had me laughing so hard I almost cried!

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

And then:

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.