OJohnny!
New member
Tough crowd-Tough crowd. You can hear a pin drop in here. Reminds me when my mother-in-law enters a room. My mother-in-law, what a beaut. Jaws drop when she enters a room, and that's from her punching everybody out. She's as friendly as a box of pit vipers. My mother-in-law. She's so ugly, full of bull and calculated that Hillary Clinton has been paying her for years for lessons. Speaking of mother-in-laws: This guy and his new bride go on a honeymoon cruise and guess who comes along? Yep, the guy's new mother-in-law and she is a super beoch! One day he and his mother-in law have a big fight in the back of the cruise ship. She smacks him in the head with her pocketbook and the guy falls overboard. He is adrift out on the ocean for a whole day. Finally he get's washed up on a remote island. Exhausted he sleeps until the next day. He get's up and walks up the shore in search of some food. He sees something sticking up out of the sand. He picks it up and it's a tarnished latern. He rubs it to get a shine and suddenly the ground shakes. A plume of smoke 90 feet high comes out of the latern. a Genie appears to the guy and says.."I'm the Genie of the lamp and you have three wishes. There is only one catch, whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets double." The guy agree's. The Genie asks.."What is your first wish, master?' The guy says.. "100 billion dollars" The Genie says.. "Ok, but your mother-in- law gets 200 billion." The Genie says.."What is your second wish, master?" The guy says.."An island off the coast of Greece." The Genie says.."Ok, but your mother-in-law gets 2 islands." What is your third and final wish, master?" The guy says.."I would like you to beat me half to death."