• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

You might be a Corvette owner....

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In all due deference to Jeff Foxworthy..... And certainly I would imagine this sort of thing has been posted on all the Corvette message boards, but excuse me, this is NEW to me....

  • If you don't know whether or not your windshield wipers even work...
  • If you don't even THINK about carrying an umbrella in your car....
  • If you carry car cleaning supplies in the trunk...
  • If Q-tips are standard fare in your car cleaning kit...
  • If you know three or more ways to close your car door without touching any painted surface...
  • If you wish all shopping malls had a shuttle service so you wouldn't have to walk so far when you parked the car....
  • If before going for a drive, you check the weather channel....
  • If you consider your radar detector as "man's best friend"....
  • If you only have enough water to wash the vette or take a shower, the vette wins...
  • If you could EAT off of any surface on your car at any time...
  • If you have ever considered homicide simply because someone allowed their lawn sprinklers to wet the public roadway...

You MIGHT be a Corvette owner..... :)

Sorry, these just came off the top of my head. I'm sure I'll think of more later. Chime in with your own if you can think of any....
 
Those are all good. I have to agree with the above post. You might wanna mention also ".........if you've considered homicide for someone looking at your car the wrong way."

That one seems to p!ss me off.........unless it's another C-body owner.
 
Oh.. Oh... I've got another one.....

If you grimace everytime some knucklehead chortles "Yeah, I'll bet that thing can pass anything but a gas station...." :rofl1:
 
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If only those knuckleheads realized that a C5 and C6 get as good a gas mileage as their piece of sh!t car!!!!!!!! Oh, yeah, and I forgot to throw in "and look ten times cooler then they do too!":thumbsup:
 
I got another one. "You might be a Corvette owner if..............you refer to your car by bodystyle instead of year." ie. "I own a C5," not "I own a '98 Corvette."
 
I would LOVE to choke the life out of these rubberheads who keep trying to water the road to make it grow....:banghead: :banghead:
 
Formula Outlaw said:
I would LOVE to choke the life out of these rubberheads who keep trying to water the road to make it grow....:banghead: :banghead:
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OOOOHH YYEEAAA I gotta give you a "Hoot Hoot" for that one,,,, F'ing morons.........:banghead:
 
Formula Outlaw said:
You might be a Corvette owner if:

You tell the realtor that a garage is mandatory but a bathroom is optional...:thumbsup:
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Or a garage with a hammock in the rafters is OK too.....
 
Guro305 said:
I got another one. "You might be a Corvette owner if..............you refer to your car by bodystyle instead of year." ie. "I own a C5," not "I own a '98 Corvette."
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Hey watch that:NoNo: My name is 9T8Vette not C5 :rofl1::lmao: You might be a corvette owner is you have this decal on your window
 

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Why does that picture make me feel like I am standing on my head??? :crazy03:
 
9T8Vette said:
Hey watch that:NoNo: My name is 9T8Vette not C5 :rofl1::lmao: You might be a corvette owner is you have this decal on your window
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You are the EXCEPTION my friend!!! Did I mention you own quite a beautiful car?!:thumbsup:
 
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