I do not get telemarketers any more
At first I would get real mad and hang up but then I started having fun and they stopped calling me.
When they called me (did not matter if they were male,female,black, white, yellow or green)
1. Hi, I am not wearing any underwear
2. Are you wearing underwear?
3. What color?
4. I am actually standing here naked as you are talking to me.
5. What is your sexual preference?
They usually hang up by the third question. One lady told me I was nasty and she was putting me on the do not call list, I was pleading with her to please not do it, but she hung up on me. The nerve of some people!!!
I had a guy calling me to sell a time share, I told him I was a nudist and if offered any clothing optional resorts. He said no and continued trying to sell me. I told him I am not wearing any clothes as we speak and I will not wear any clothes at any of their resorts.
He said he could not help me...
Funny thing my doctor said the same thing to me?:-?