• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

Are you tired of telemarketers?

:lmao: That's from the Bob and Tom show. There are a couple of those out there. Have you heard the one where he's invited to a presidential fund raiser? Funny, funny stuff, all of them!
 
I can't remember the last time I had one. We went cellular a few years ago and have never had a call. :thumbsup: I put the cell number on the national do not call list, too.
 
I like how Seinfeld dealt with it in one episode.

Jerry: Hello
TM: Blah, blah, blah.
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of something, can I call you back?
TM: I can't do that.
Jerry: How about if I call you at home?
TM: Uh.
Jerry: You don't like getting phone calls at home?
TM: No
Jerry: Now you know how I feel! Click.
 
I do not get telemarketers any more :cry:


At first I would get real mad and hang up but then I started having fun and they stopped calling me.

When they called me (did not matter if they were male,female,black, white, yellow or green)

1. Hi, I am not wearing any underwear
2. Are you wearing underwear?
3. What color?
4. I am actually standing here naked as you are talking to me.
5. What is your sexual preference?

They usually hang up by the third question. One lady told me I was nasty and she was putting me on the do not call list, I was pleading with her to please not do it, but she hung up on me. The nerve of some people!!!

I had a guy calling me to sell a time share, I told him I was a nudist and if offered any clothing optional resorts. He said no and continued trying to sell me. I told him I am not wearing any clothes as we speak and I will not wear any clothes at any of their resorts.

He said he could not help me...

Funny thing my doctor said the same thing to me?:-?
 
I had a person call my business line,

I answered with my business name.

They said "Is this Pizza Hut?"

Sure I said, Can I take your order.

They are still waiting for their Pizza....:)
 
I have one of those boat air horns that runs on compressed gas right here on the desk. :reddevil:

Speaking of horns, has anyone heard the horn on Greg's (Anti Venom) truck. :eek: Man, THAT is enough to wake the dead! Wish I could get it in bottled form....
 
Rich Z said:
I have one of those boat air horns that runs on compressed gas right here on the desk. :reddevil:

Speaking of horns, has anyone heard the horn on Greg's (Anti Venom) truck. :eek: Man, THAT is enough to wake the dead! Wish I could get it in bottled form....
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Yes I have and Yes it is!:D
 
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